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Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
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except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
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He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'
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He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
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So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.
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Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
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in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
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